why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
Our writers room may not be the safest place in the world, but it is one of the most fun.