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Wtf spiders do it too?!
Now I know how to lead a spider out of my house. Noted for future reference
All of you better do this. Don’t smash the little guy; he kills flies and mosquitoes. Those fuckers need to die. Not their assassin.
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
i wrote a poem
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
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…so a human etch-a-sketch?
duuuuude i am wanting of this thing
imagine having a tattoo like that
#tattoos in the wizarding world
i love bears so much theyre so cute i want to hug one without dying